Letra de Waffle Woman
At breakfast in Belgium On our honeymoon She says I'm poppin' out for shoppin' I'll be back soonWhere the 'eck have you been I guessed where she'd gone She burped and cried as she denied Her waffle addictionI, I, I wed a roly-poly I, I, I wed a roly-polyWaffle woman, what a sight Where did you get that appetite Waffle scoffing, scoffing waffles night and day She was such a shapely spouse Until she hit that waffle house Her belly burst and blew her blouse away Waffle, waffles, wafflesOne waffle week later She's in for a shock She's a pig, buttocks so big They won't fit in her frock She resembled Kate Moss Slim and trim, skinny She became fatty bum bum She's two-tonne TessieI, I, I wed a roly-poly I, I, I wed a roly-polyWaffle woman, what a sight Where did you get that appetite Waffle scoffing, scoffing waffles night and day She was such a shapely spouse Until she hit that waffle house Her belly burst and blew her blouse away Waffle, waffles, wafflesThere's no need to fret She said don't forget When I get on me crash dietNo more Waffle, recipes It's low calories for meIn a Belgian bistro We bid out fond farewells She got so wide She's stuck inside Abandoned in BrusselsI, I, I wed a roly-poly I, I, I wed a roly-polyWaffle woman, what a sight Where did you get that appetite Waffle scoffing, scoffing waffles night and day She was such a shapely spouse Until she hit that waffle house Her belly burst and blew her blouse away Waffle woman, what a sight Where did you get that appetite Waffle scoffing, scoffing waffles night and day She was such a shapely spouse Until she hit that waffle house Her belly burst and blew her blouse away Waffle, waffles, wafflesI, I, I wed a roly-poly I, I, I wed a roly-poly