Letra de Señor Benidorm
Home from her holidays Smitten and in a daze She says it's just a phase, you'll see I've only a guitar, he owns a Tapas bar Now she's forever starved HungryShe's with that, ohhh Spanish prat, ohhh Always, always, alwaysOn the Costa Blanca sands Paella, new fella His chorizo in her hands With Señor BenidormI bought her tortilla, She's fraught and angrier Slurping a sangria, nightmare It can't be over yet, She says I am sorry pet And nicked off on Easyjet Back thereShe's with that, ohhh Spanish prat, ohhh Always, always, alwaysOn the Costa Blanca sands With Señor BenidormNow I was outta luck I've no recipe book And she knows I cannot cook Pinchos Off to his Spanish pad I knew that I'd been had It's over now, it's adiosShe's with that, ohhh Spanish prat, ohhh Always, always, alwaysOn the Costa Blanca sands Paella, new fella His chorizo in her hands With Señor BenidormOn the Costa Blanca sands Paella, new fella His chorizo in her hands With Señor Benidorm