Letra de Moving Day
Aw, crap! Aw, ah, oh fine Grrrr, god-damn it Saturday, sure My god, what have I done?Move his stuff Move his stuff Move his stuff Move his stuffStaring at the wall What have I committed to? A sacred social pact Something you cannot undo Friendship maintenance and guilt Forms a moving crew If I do not help you move Then you won't help me moveYou told us to be here right at noon Yet you are still packing and guilty of betrayal number one We're working, but you have been slackingUp and down and up and down And up and down the stairs againYou hoard all your useless crap You refuse to donate to goodwill And I sacrifice my weekend To wading through your forsaken loot And we repeatedly ask, "What is this?" "Where's this go?" "What do you do with this?" I now descend down the stairs Prone all alone in the spider basementUp and down and up and down And up and down the stairs again Up and down and up and down I wish that you were not my friendWhat is all this pointless shit you kept? Ugly lobster tongs from your Uncle Jeff Curse your box, that's overstuffed With textbooks, you forgot existedOh shit, woah This is fun!It's moving day Nothing says, "Thanks, buddy" Like a five dollar Little Caesars, hot and ready It's moving day Nothing gives life meaning Like doing heavy lifting all day and sneezingIt's moving day Nothing says commitment Like the friend with the truck that couldn't make it It's moving day I just love getting splinters Then whacking my shins before smashing my fingersGod-damn it Ow Two more trips, and we got thisMove his stuff Move his stuff There's more stuff So much stuffFlinch from that dog that barks Every freakin' time you pass by it And we disagree, please tell me How do you move a goddamn plant? Drip on my head, now it rains And I'm wet, the boxes are ripping And spilling all your cables, kneeling down On the ground now, my shoes are all squishyDVI and VGA S-Video and RCA USB 1, 2, and 3 Mini, Micro, A and B 40-Pin IDE A wired mouse from '93 Broken parts you can't replace You better keep 'em just in caseGuilty of betrayal number two All the restaurants closed, and it's too late for food You disappeared two hours ago Come back and now you smell like reefer Dude, I'm about to beat you to death with this vacuum cleanerIt's moving day So glad it's raining I'm hauling your junk as you stand there complaining It's moving day Well, this is a treat The Sun's gone down and there's nothing to eatIt's moving day Betrayal number three You exaggerated how quick this would be It's moving day Having so much fun It's 1 a.m. and we're still not doneMovin' a couch Movin' a couch Oh, hold on a second, I'm losing my grip (hold on) Movin' a couch Movin' a couch Ow! Ow! You're crushing my handMovin' a couch Movin' a couch We're movin' a couch Ugh, let's stop for a second Should we take the legs off? Should we take the door off? No-no-no, just tilt it a little that way No, my right, not-not your right Tilt it up and twist it, like, noCool, we put another hole in the wall! Well, kiss that deposit goodbye Fuck that door, we didn't need it anywayBreak out the chainsaw Gonna cut it in half One love seat's now two recliners I'll set all your stuff on fireBurn it to the ground Burn it to the ground Furniture Burn it to the ground Burn it to the ground Watch it burnBurn it to the ground Burn it to the ground Old apartment Burn it to the ground Burn it to the ground New apartment tooBurn it to the ground Burn it to the ground Burn it to the ground Burn it to the ground Burn it to the ground Hey, do you need both of these blenders? Burn it to the ground Burn it to the ground'Cause I really need a blender I really like smoothies I saw a sweet recipe online I wanna try it, my blender's broke Ah, you have two, doesn't make any sense