Letra de Adulting
I don't wanna adult today Things to fix, bills to pay I just want to stay in bed Play video games, but instead I gotta get up, go to work Put on pants, iron my shirt Warm up my car, did I get gas Sit in traffic, this jerk won't let me passI've had enough adulting, no more being grown up for me Let the bills pile up to the ceiling (in PJs) Playing Super Mario 3 NO I can't do that, I gotta DOOO the thing But I don't wanna do the thing But you gotta do the thing I'm not gonna do the thingAdulting is suffering and suffering is not for me Adulting has got to be the purest form of miseryI don't wanna do stuff. Doing stuff is stupid A meaningless existence: Doing stuff to live to Have to do more stuffYou must renew your license plate, utilities need to be paid STOP I need a break from the stress, taxes overdue Car needs an emissions test I can't take it anymore Filthy bathroom floor, and I gotta go to the storeGoing to the store is such a bore Paying bills has no thrills Putting on pants is a torturous dance Being an adult is the worst kind of cultI'm done with adulting, no more being grown up for me I'm gonna call off work, third day in a row, eating Chicken strips, playing BattletoadsI'm done with adulting, no more responsibility I'm out of food and money, but I gotta finish season 3 And they fired me. I gotta find a job I don't wanna get a job! But you gotta get a job I don't want another job! Spruce up your resume I hate job hunting! Shave your beard! NOAdulting is suffering and suffering is not for me Adulting has got to be the purest form of misery I don't wanna job hunt. Job hunting is stupid A meaningless existence: Work a job to live to have to work a jobI refuse to get a job, or do adulting stuff I'd rather Erect a couch cushion fortress Have a staring contest with my cat, Sergeant Snuggles Rewatch all 121 episodes of Lost (still don't get it) Fall asleep with the lights on Eat Ramen straight out of the pack Let the dishes attract fruit flies Make a Youtube page for Sergeant SnugglesI've had it. Don't you dare judge me Been told since birth to follow my dreams You're looking at it. I'm living the dream The lifetime pursuit of ABSOLUTELY NOTHINGThe pursuit of nothingI don't wanna human today, no more brushing teeth Let them decay Haven't showered in over a week, I don't even wanna think Just leave me here in bed. Pull the covers over my head Let the world think I'm dead cuz I'm gonnaI'm finished with adulting, no more being grown up for me Sergeant Snuggles' Youtube page has a billion views So I'm getting paid Give up on adulting, you just gotta follow your dreams Don't need a job or any skills when your kitty cat can pay the billsSergeant Snuggles Passive income