Letra de The Naval Medley
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prickSo, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend Your Percy, or your cock You can wrap it up in ribbons You can slip it in your sockBut don't take it out in public Or they will stick you in the dock And you won't come backIt's fun to own your own vagina It's great to have your friendly thatch Your minge, your twat, your kitty cat Your nest, your nasty or your snatchIt's great to have a monkey furrow Your finger pie, your lunch box or your catch Your camel toe, your bearded clam Your bottom at the front Your monkey minge, your muffin or your old Sir Berkely HuntYour honeypot, your hairy friend But never call it cunt Or we won't come backIsn't it awfully nice to own a bottom? Isn't it frightfully good to have an ass? It's swell to own a fushy, it's divine to have a scut From the skinniest little buttocks To the worlds largest buttThree cheers for your posterior or anus Hooray for your lovely sit upon Your fundament, your fanny, your cheeky little dear Your rump, your hauch, your hams, your stern, your fanny or your rearBut be careful how you handle it or you'll be caught, I fear And you wont come back