Letra de Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen Here's a little number I tossed off recently at the CaribbeanIsn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prickSo, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend Your Percy, or your cock You can wrap it up in ribbons You can slip it in your sockBut don't take it out in public Or they will stick you in the dock And you won't come back Thank you very much