Letra de The Trapper Song
I can catch a helpless animal Skin it with my bare hands I wake up muddy And I go to bed bloody 'Cause I'm a trappin' manI can brave the nastiest weather (weather) Even if it's 80 below (below) My pa was an elephant, but that's irrelevant My ma was an EskimoI eat rabbits' heads for breakfast (breakfast) With beaver bile on the side (the side) My mind's magnificent, my body no different I'm full of trapper prideYo-ho (yo-ho, yo-ho) Rip their fur Cut their skin with my knife Yo-ho (yo-ho, yo-ho) One thing's for sure Nothin' like a trappin' lifeI'm badder than the baddest sailor (sailor) I make love to women ten feet tall (good lord) I've got a chest of wonder and balls of thunder I can break right through a wallI love the sound of metal (metal) Snapping on an animal's head (ka-chink) Sometimes they scamper, sometimes they whimper But they always end up deadI've always wanted to be somebody Who didn't get pushed around Now that I'm a trapper I'm the meanest guy around Second meanestThe blood of a fresh-cut rodent Is as sweet as brandy wine And the brain of an antelope tastes like cantaloupe What a yummy lifeYo-ho (yo-ho, yo-ho) Rip their fur Cut their eyes out with my knife Yo-ho (yo-ho, yo-ho)