Letra de Making Things up Again
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: And lo, the Lord said unto the Nephites: "I know you're really depressed, what with all your... AIDS, And everything... but there is an answer in Christ."You see? This book CAN help us!ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I just told a lie. No, wait, I didn't LIE... I just used my imagination... And it worked!CUNNINGHAM'S FATHER: You're making things up again, ArnoldELDER CUNNINGHAM: But it worked, dad!CUNNINGHAM'S FATHER: You're stretching the truth again, And you know it-JOSEPH SMITH: Don't be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold.ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Joseph Smith...?SMITH AND FATHER: Because a lie is a lie.ELDER CUNNINGHAM: It's not a lie!MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're making things up again, Arnold!ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Oh, conscience!MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're taking the holy word And adding fiction! Be careful how you proceed, Arnold. When you fib, there's a price.Ahh, this it bullshit! The story I'VE been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin! I'm gonna go and rape a baby!ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What?! Oh my-NO! You can't do that!!! NO!Why not?!ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Because that is DEFINITELY against God's will!Says who?! Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby, huh?! Nowhere.ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh, behold! The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith: "You SHALL NOT have sex with that infant!" LO! Joseph said: "Why not, Lord? Huh? Why not?" And the Lord said "If you lay with an infant, you shall... Burn in the fiery pits of Mordar!!!"...really?ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh-uh... Uh-uh! "A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith. I shall give unto you... a FROG! And thus, Joesph laid with the frog, and his AIDS was no more!Ohhhhh!MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and DAD: You're making things up again, Arnold. You're recklessly warping The words of Jesus!You can't say what you want, Arnold!ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Come on, Hobbits!You're digging yourself a deep hole!ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I'm making things up again... kind of. But this time, it's helping A dozen people! It's nothing so bad, because this time, I'm not committing a sin, Just by making things up again, right?!NO!Elder Cunningham, you have to stop him!ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What? What is it?Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter's clitoris!ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Huh?!This is all very interesting, But women have to be circumcised if that's what the General wants!ELDER CUNNINGHAM: No, no, doing that to a lady is definitely against God's will!How do you know?! Christ never said NOTHIN' 'bout no clitoris!ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ...YES! YES HE DID! In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman's... clitoris. But... right before they did, Jesus had... BOBA FETT turn 'em into FROGS!Frogs?You mean like the frogs that got fucked by Joseph Smith?!ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Right! Right! Like THOSE frogs! For a clitoris is holy amongst ALL things, said he!MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, DAD, and HOBBITS: You're making things up again, Arnold.We're learning the truth!You're taking the holy word And adding fiction!The truth about God!Be careful how you proceed, Arnold. When you fib, there's a price!We're going to paradise!ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Who would have thought I had this magic touch? Who'd've believe I could Man up this much? I'm talking, their listening, My stories are glistening I'm gonna save them all With this stuff!Ooooh- LaYou're making things up again, Arnold!Elder Cunningham!You're making things up again, Arnold!Holy prophet man!You're making things up again, Arnold!Our savior!ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You're making things up again...Hmmm, up again making things you are-ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ...Arnold...