Letra de "The President Wore Pearls" Medley
And, we deserve a French teacher who actually speaks French J'accuse Monsieur Kupferberg! What is she yackin' about? I rest my caseNelson, rebuttal? Yo everyone, it's me, Nelson Yay! Nelson! Nelson! Nelson! NelsonI'm not that cool, I don't wear jeans I've polished an apple or two But every grade that I grubbed, I grubbed it for youSo call me 'bookworm' But I'll never squirm when there's work to be done Yes I'll take my lunch at my desk While you're all outside having funDon't vote for me, kids of Springfield Unless you want an effective leader I'll talk to teachers, I'll handle Skinner A vote for Lisa makes you the winner Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa!You wanted to see me? Actually Lisa, I wanted you to see you You're our President now, but you look like the First Lady of 'yawn' What would you change?Eyes, pearls, smile, hair points Dress, voice, shoes, swatch watchI may be the new girl, but you can't brainwash me Just hush, posh, begosh me And then leave me be To fight for kid power I must be heard not seen I have to lead wisely, not just primp and preenNails, dimples, ears, scrunchie Purse, lunchbox, teeth, MilhouseThis beaut-ing up suits me There's beauty within me So let's Olsen twin me Give them someone to love This grownup make-over Has made me a super tween For they are my people And I am their queen!Oh Lisa, you look so successful Like you're the wife of a businessman I wish I had married a businessman Then I'd have nice thingsI'm so happy with my evil plan Say goodbye to music, gym and art Soon we will have the perfect school Where fun and excitement never startI'm so drunk I can barely see But it helps me get through another day My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt I've got to go puke in some hayLisa is a fool I think the rules are cool I'm fallin' in the pool!Mmm, not a cloud in the sky A perfect day to unveil operation SLAAM 'So long athletics, art and music' Care for a t-shirt?T-shirt? Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that says 'male prostitute'? Oh, well, forgive me sirWhat have I done? What they wanted you to Skinner betrayed me But a tango takes twoSkinner! I don't mean to interrupt your advice from the janitor But I say, cut off the head and the body will die You want to get rid of Lisa? But she's such a good student Yes, in fact I think she's a little too good for this schoolIf we stand together, we are strong! Hooray! Lisa Simpson, you have just been transferred to the Springfield Magnet School for the Gifted and Troublesome Please climb into the idling busBut, but I Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! Don't cry for me, kids of Springfield You can still reach me through email