Letra de Classical Teacher (Explicit Version)
Hey KageJablesHow goes it man?It's good, it's goodYou know I've been thinkin' a lot about it And um, I just want us to be the best fuckin' band in the worldWell, yeah, me tooI mean, there's no point in doin' it if we're not the bestWell, it's true, I agree with thatI mean what, what, we're gonna be, yeah we're really good We're almost as good as Arcade Fire, fuck thatYeahWe gotta leave those fuckers in the dustWhat, what do you mean?All those fuckin' youngsters gotta lick our boot or fuck it You know what I mean?Yeah, yeah, well how do we do that though?Dude, you need to fuckin' have some lessonsWhatYou know you're really good, but you gotta expand your gameLessons?You know how Kobe, in the off-season, will go and like Learn a fuckin', you know, a Texas-two-step or somethin' To add to his arsenal?Yeah, that's true, that's trueWell I've just been noticing Some of your classic riffs are a little sloppyReally? HuhAnd I, I hope you're not pissed off at me But I went and hired a dudeYeah?YeahOh no, what?Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don't like, hey, I swear, if you don't like it We'll fuckin' fire his ass, he's outWho is this guy? I've neverHis name is Felix CharOh, what?He's from Spain and he is the best I got him from the fuckin' London Field S'armonicI just, I don't know him, it seems weird, IWould you just, will you spend a minute with him?Okay, alright, I'll spend a minute with himHe's right outside, I'm sending him inOh, God, okay Why? Lessons, so stupidHello?H-hiHello, I am Felix CharHi, uh, Felix, yeah, whoIs, uh, Jack has asked me to spend some time with youOh, yeah, okayUh, one on one So, while Jack is outside, we will work on your techniqueOkayCan I see your, pickup, eh, is this your guitar here?Yeah, I got it right, I got itAh, it is a Fender, huh? Is this a Fender?Oh, well, it's a GibsonYes, a Gibson, yes, made by the same, uh, manufacturer Pick it up, please, can you pick it up?Okay, yeahNo-to-to-to-to-pa-pa-pa-pa What? What'd I do? What'd I do? You pick it up from the neck This is not the way you pick up a guitar I just picked it up, I just No no, hey hey hey hey Cayate tu boca You pick it up from the body, okay? The what? The body Oh the body, okay, okay I'm sorry about my accent I didn't know, I didn't know Now listen to me I want to you to play like it is a woman You go and play the guitar now, play Uhh, okay, uhh No no no no no Your fingers, your fingers are too tight They're too tight? Yes, let me get behind you like this, you see If I put my finger on your finger, then you can feel What? Hey, I can play, just Shu-shu-shu-shu-shu Just let me play Finger to your mouth, I put my, my finger on your mouth On your lips, yes that's good Hey, man, what are you? Relax, hey, you want to play like an orgasm I'm just try, what? Feel this, do you feel that? Oh God, this is really weird man That's, that's my cock What?! It's my cock in your butt cheeks Oh God, hey! You feel it? Ow! Now I'm going to touch your cock, let me touch your penis It's me, it's me What?! It's JB, there's no Felix dude God, what are you doing? There's no Felix I'm fucking waking you up! And trying to shake your foundations By touching me with your penis? Yes, by fucking touching your penis, whatever it takes God! That's all I'm saying, dude, I'm making a point Let's get fucking serious, let's get fucking physical! Alright, let's take it from the top