Letra de Fisheye Lens
woke up this morning in a rap song video can you help me with my hip-hop video? well coach Z, that all depends can you get your green mittens on a fisheye lens? i'm sorry, did you just say "womp womp?" that's right, and you know what that means (I don't!) things are about to get bulbous womp womp i bought a fisheye lens to make a rap video with a couple of friends it goes "womp womp" all the ladies and mens they know everything is better with a fisheye lens hey, that chorus wasn't kidding! check out how cool my rap points look with a fisheye lens, you don't need to know how to rap, or skateboard, or do anything well! just put the camera on the ground and aim it up my kicks look huge and my crew looks tough we got bulbous hands and bulbous feet turn your back to the camera shake those bulbous cheeks oh, look at that! i've got a considerable rear shelf! that makes me uncomfortable! womp womp i bought a fisheye lens to make a rap video with a couple of friends it goes "womp womp" all the ladies and mens they know that everything is better with a fisheye lens and once you use the fisheye well you just can't stop it used to be kind of expensive but then the price draaaaahhhhped i jumped in slow motion off the curb without a skateboard that should look absurd but with my fisheye lens, hey, haven't you heard i got the moves so smooth make your mom say "those are some exceptionally smooth moves" coach Z! that's me! what you got for me? i got the f i s h e y e lens let's pretends i got ten girlfriends i make amends in my benz with a fisheye lens it goes womp womp i bought a fisheye lens to make a rap videos with a couple of friends it goes "womp womp" all the ladies and mens they know that everything is better with a fisheye lens (oh!) man, fisheye lens, i bet you could even make lame stuff look cool yeah yeah! what about tax papers oh, look at how cool those papes look! and how about a pair of tan pants? oooh! somebody say "country dish towel" "country dish towel!" ahem i have an idea of what we could try what happens if we point it at a real fish eye -horrible sounds, jangly instrument disaster- aw man (dang) what happened to the honeys? bring back the fisheye! homestar, you broke our rap song video ya turned us into a dixieland jazz band! why y'all gotta be dissing on dixieland? I think it's great! it's got several syncopations several syncopations (augh!) several syncopations several syncopations tonight