Letra de Big Joe Mufferaw
Hey-Hi, Hey-Hi-Ho, the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe, Mufferaw JoeBig Joe Mufferaw paddled into Mattawa All the way from Ottawa in just one day Hey-Hey On the river Ottawa the best man we ever saw Was Big Joe Mufferaw the old folks say Come and listen and I'll tell you what the old folks sayAnd they say Big Joe had an old pet frog Bigger than a horse and he barked like a dog And the only thing quicker than a train upon a track Was Big Joe riding on the bull-frog's backHey-Hi, Hey-Hi-Ho, the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe, Mufferaw JoeAnd they say Big Joe used to get real wet From cutting down timber and working up a sweat And everyone will tell you around Carlton Place The Mississipi dripped onto Big Joe's faceHey-Hi, Hey-Hi-Ho, the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe, Mufferaw JoeNow Joe had the portage from the Gattineau down To see a little girl he had in Kempville town He was back and forth so many times to see that gal The path he wore became the Rideau CanalHey-Hi, Hey-Hi-Ho, the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe, Mufferaw JoeBig Joe Mufferaw paddled into Mattawa All the way from Ottawa in just one day Hey-Hey On the river Ottawa the best man we ever saw Was Big Joe Mufferaw the old folks say Come and listen and I'll tell you what the old folks sayAnd they say Big Joe put out a forest fire, Halfway between Renfrew and old Arnprior He was fifty miles away down around Smith Falls But he drowneded out the fire with five spit ballsHey-Hi, Hey-Hi-Ho, the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe, Mufferaw JoeWell he jumped into the Calabogie Lake real fast And he swam both ways to catch a cross-eyed-bass But he threw it on the ground and said "I can't eat that" So he covered it over with Mount Saint PattHey-Hi, Hey-Hi-Ho, the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe, Mufferaw JoeAnd they say Big Joe drank a bucket of gin And he beat the living tar of the twenty nine men And high on the ceiling of the Pembroke Pub There is twenty-nine boot marks and they are signed with loveHey-Hi, Hey-Hi-Ho, the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe, Mufferaw JoeBig Joe Mufferaw paddled into Mattawa All the way from Ottawa in just one day Hey-Hey On the river Ottawa the best man we ever saw Was Big Joe Mufferaw the old folks say Come and listen and I'll tell you what the old folks sayThey say Hey-Hi, Hey-Hi-Ho, the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe, Mufferaw JoeBig Joe Mufferaw, Big Joe Mufferaw, Big Joe Mufferaw, Big Joe Mufferaw, Big Joe Mufferaw, Big Joe Mufferaw, Big Joe Mufferaw, Big Joe Mufferaw, Big Joe Mufferaw