Letra de Curriculum Vitae
Konichiwa Records HeadquartersWhat are you, stupid? I told you no eating in my jacuzzi. What's wrong with you? Yeah, get me studio one. Listen, I want some rain, thunder and some hells bells, alright? Just tell him to stick to the script, ok? Do it.Listen You can not stop this You can not escape it and you can't turn it off So I'd appreciate your kind consideration in this matter Sir or Mam would you please turn it the fuck up Do itI present to you Unleashed in the east Best dressed in the west Sorted in the north Without a doubt in the south The queen of queenbees Lioness of Juda Phoenix from the ashes risen Undefeated, undisputed, featherweight champion On all five continentsWorld record holder with a high score of two gazillion in Tetris Two-time recipient of the Nobel prize for super foxiest female ever And war time consigliere to the Cosa NostraShe split the atom, invented the x-ray, the cure for AIDS, and the surprise blindfold greeting She performed and choreographed the fights for Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon And Game of Death and still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends She suckerpunched Einstein, outsmarted Ali, and even outsuperfreaked Rick JamesShe's the founder and CEO of Konichiwa Records The most decorated professional field operative in the industry and in the streets With a perfect track record since kindergarden where she used to whoop schoolboy assShe's listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1979 As being too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspaceIn this world of tension, pressure and pain She is known by men and women of all origin and faith For her wisdom, compassion, and relentless Determination in the quest to get paid