Letra de Sour Grapes (Legends of the Mix)
Wish I had one of them horses that's on a stick Put it between your legs Jump up and down with it, those are funHildy? (Yeah, Billy B?) I was perusing the interweb the other day in search of new and interesting forms of pornography And I came across something very interesting That juxtaposed against Aunt Mama's missionary position on alcohol Oh, she didn't like alcohol No, she did not, but this here fact kind of undermines that position Which, I assume, is a bad position The key figure in her mythology, a Mr. Jesus Apparently used to turn water into wine (No shit) yes, and I have an ideaI'm looking around the room here, I see a lot of people with Aquafina I'm thinking if we find Jesus and get him down here We can take that Aquafina, turn it into wine Take this punk rock party up a notch, what do ya say? I say "Hey, Jesus"And behold there was an angel And she took me by the hand Led me deep into the chamber Mother's belly undergroundI found comfort in this darkness As a child in the womb Unafraid my eyes were open Silent angel filled the roomThen Mr. Jesus (hey, Jesus) Saved our party (hey, Jesus) With his wine (hey, Jesus) It's the legend of the sour grapesShe bade me to peer through yonder portal To heaven, just before the sun And behold the morning angel Whispering "Follow me now, son"With her light as though a finger Point to the yonder wall Traced a path of five directions And behold the holy starThen Mr. Jesus (hey, Jesus) Saved our party (hey, Jesus) With his wine (hey, Jesus) It's the legend of the sour grapesOK now, Billy B This Jesus, he sounds awful talented (very) Now, do you think, you know how I make that spinach dip and put it in a sour bread bowl Now, do you think he can take my spinach dip and turn it into something maybe a little bit more useful Like, I don't know, cocaine?I believe he can, see, I was cruising his Wikipedia file And as it turns out that Mr. Jesus was a very talented fella He could not only clear up eczema Work, work on your, your acne, fix retards, and get this master of watersports So I don't think that's much of a stretch He can not only turn your awful spinach dip into cocaine I think we can skip right over the wine Let's take that water, turn it into tequila Fuckin A, Jesus! He's amazingJesus (hey, Jesus) Saved our party (hey, Jesus) With his wine (hey, Jesus) And cocaine (oh, Jesus)It's the legend of the sour Legend of the sour Legend of the sour grapesGet some