Letra de Two Ton Paperweight
My car is a PIECE OF SHIT I wanna drive you off a cliff Watch you crash into a ravine For the things you did to me, youSTUPID CAR I wanna make myself a pipe bomb Blow your damn engine back to hell Where I know you're fromPIECE OF CRAP You aren't even worth the tow To a junkyard or a place Where you'd sit and lay to waste, IWISH YOU'D DIE! Oh nevermind, you always do Could you tell me how much longer it will be Until I'm rid of youI wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something) My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbyeYou leak more than a newborn baby I change you oil all the time but STILL you need some more Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors Such wonderful variety of problems galore Will there be a time Where I know I can drive Without my car breaking downAnd will I ever see It start consistently Without the pain and the sufferingStupid fucking car, stupid fucking car (DIE!) Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car (DIE!) Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car (DIE!)My car is a PIECE OF SHIT I ought to give you a swift kick In the muffler, in the tire Or where ever I desire youSTUPID CAR You never get me very far when You decide driving to the store is a mortal sinPIECE OF CRAP I guess you want a piece of me Since you're leaving all your pieces In the middle of the streetYou heap of JUNK I don't know what I'm gonna do I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving youI swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead) The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me Your miles are approaching seven digits May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the keyI'm guess I'm just a little angry But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide You probably think I'm slightly overreacting Has your car ever made you think about suicideWill there be a time Where i know i can drive Without my car breaking downAnd will i ever see It start consistently Without the pain and the tormentWill there be a time Where i know i can drive Without my car breaking downAnd will I ever see It start consist...(what the?)(Car starting) Come on (Car starting) Gimme a break (Car starting until it breaks) All right! Piece of SHIT (Smashing noises) DIE (Smashing noises) DIEStupid car