Letra de N.O.E.L.
Ho Ho HOOPENING PRESENT'S ON THE FLOORChristmas time is drawing near Let's all spread some cheer Grab your wallet, time to spend Most wonderful time of year-ear Hiding presents in your closet Hoping that they won't find out Season's greetings Obligations Manufactured lies from the greeting cardFa la la LA La la la la la laYYule!Everybody's dropping money On the people they don't likeTis the season to be Adding to the bottom lineEating way too many cookies Pouring eggnog in your mouthAnalysing weights of presents Shaking boxesssssDecorate your house with lightsAnd bells that jingllllleMind control through Christmas carols We're compelled to Buy as we sing alongBrrrr Rum Pum pum pum Pum pum pum BrllllllEverywhere you go Christmas songs are playing all the timeNever-ending marathon Of "It's a Wonderful Life!"Everybody's going caroling You better run and hideAwkwardly they harmonize I contemplate suicideBUY STUFF IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AND WE ALL LIVE IN A CONSUMER NATIONBLACK FRIDAY DOOR BUSTER SALE MURDERING FOR SAVINGS MURDERING FOR SAVINGS MURDERING FOR SAVINGS Trampling people at the door Who did I even buy this for Smash some heads against the floor This bargains will start a war This bargains will start a war This bargains will start a warWhy don't you visit family more Buy off your guilt like just before Buy more Till everybody's poor Why don't you spend some more How 'bout we spend some more