Letra de Bruces' Philosophers' Song
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stableHeidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the tableDavid Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich HegelAnd Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as SchlegelThere's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates, himself, was permanently pissedJohn Stuart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly illPlato, they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every dayAristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his dramAnd Rene Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am."Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed