Letra de Dream Life of Rand McNally
(Lemme tell you somethin') Who is he, Mr. Rand McNally? Who is he? Well I had a dream that mystery was me, now Who else could I be?'Cause I dreamed I went to England And met the Spice Girls there for tea They lost one more They're down from four To my favorite number, three But they're still quite spicy as the orange flavor And oh so nice to do me the favor And lick my icing under the table nowBut I gotta leave town, Mr. Nally Just as Scary Spice was about to go down on me But don't ask how, Mr. Nally And give up the towel, Mr. Nally And rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, run, runI dreamed I went to Singapore Got bored and robbed a liquor store What for? Nobody knows I only took a couple of Marlboros Oh, but that was all they needed And the criminal was soon defeated And now in jail I'm waiting For my punishment of caningBut I gotta think fast, Mr. Nally Watch your ass, oh Say, wake up and laugh, Mr. Nally And rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, run, run away Rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, run, runBetter Mister run, a-better Mister Rand, a-better Mister Mac, Mr. Nally Mister run, a-better Mister Rand and run and run away, okay Better Mister run, a-better Mister Rand, a-better Mister Mac, Mr. Nally And rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, run, runHad a chance to visit the North Pole But it was way too cold to smoke Oh, my nose was freezing I sure could use some Coughing and wheezing So, I tried it anyway And the place went up in flames How was I supposed to know You could catch fire to the snowOh lord, way to go, Mr. Nally Way to go, oh Now you're melting the poles, Mr. Nally Rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, run, run away Rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, run, runI jumped ship in NYC then I headed south to Washington, D.C. Didn't think I'd go there But played some shows there Fancy, lucky me And it is really slow there With our new president on TV Too many politicians And liberal Christians They're all set out for meOh, my, cast your vote, Mr. Nally Castrate your vote, oh Say, no you don't, Mr. Nally And rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, run, run away Rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, run, runI thumbed a ride across the prairie I got hitched in Vegas, yep, I got married To a lady who loved me She thought it'd be funny To gamble all my money And I got stranded without my clothes A little bit of "Fear and Loathing" heart attack I got chased by the Rat Pack once in a flashbackSinging viva Las Vegas Singing viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas, oh my I said viva Las VegasA-better mister run A-better mister Rand A-better mister run, said-a, said-a Mister, you're the man A-better mister run A-better mister man A-better mister runI missed it, I missed it, I missed it, I missed it, I missed it, a-mister man I said I missed it, I missed it, I missed it, I missed it, I missed it, a-mister man I said a mister, mister, mister, mister, mister, mister, mister, mister man A-better mister, mister, mister, mister, mister, mister, mister, mister, mister, mister, mister Mister mister, a mister mister Said-a mister, mister, mister manAnd a-rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, run, run run run run And a-rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, a-done run, run, run a-do-run run run Mm ba-da, ba-da-ba, ba-da-ba, ba-da-ba I want you to take a little something for me, T.T. I want you to oh, oh, oh, sweet, sweet, sweet, boy A little solo for me (No, for you, I'm saying! But do it for me, thank you)(That's not a solo! Come on, gimme somethin', uh)(Come on)Rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, run, run Rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, run, run Rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, run, run on down the road Rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, run, run'Cause I, I saw fireworks from the freeway And behind closed eyes I cannot make them go away 'Cause you were born on the fourth of July, freedom ring Well something on the surface, well it Well something on the surface Well it kind of makes me nervous To say that you deserve this And what kind of god would serve this You will serve this dirty old disease I said you gots the poison I gots the remedyI said, I said remedy I got, I gots the poison, poison (I got the remedy) I gots the poison (I got the remedy) Whose is this got the poison (I got the remedy)Said-a poison, poison, poison Groovin' and shell-o Look for a mellow fellow like da bro, gettin' paid Lay, so better lay low Schemin' on hot while they end the co show Said-a local ho she be kinda like an afro So what you sayin', hon? She's a winner to you But I know she's a loser How d'you know? Me and the crew used to do herI got the poison (remedy, remedy) I got the poison (remedy, remedy, remedy) I got the poison, poison (remedy) P-p-p-p-p-p-poison, poison, poison P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-poison, poison, poison, poison P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-poison, poison, poison, poison P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-poison, poison, poison, poison P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-poison, poisonA-better mister run A-better Mister Rand A-better Mister Mac, Mr. Nally Mister run A-better Mister Rand I said you got the knack for the rally And rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, run, run away Rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, run, runI settled down in San Diego And smoked a joint with Java Joe And with a grin He took me in (I spilled coffee on my chin) And I played my show there I met my bitches and hos there And with my holy ho they kindly let me shake my tail thereBut one more thing before we go There's never been any place quite like this home For once in a lifetime, maybe I'd be foolish not to stayOh, I gotta get away, Mr. Nally Running the play, oh Say, what can I say, Mr. Nally And rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, run, run away Rah, a-ru-ru-run, a-ru-ru-run, run, runSay, say, ah, oh Say, c'est, c'est la, la la la la vie Say, c'est, c'est la, la la la la la la vie C'est la vie