Letra de Sheriff of Huddersfield
We're on a mission from Rod One, two, three, hey, hey, hey Don't think it's very bloody funny at all Dunno what y'all laughing about Life in the city, living in LA's A long way from Huddersfield town The back of a rainbow's a long way from heaven But that's where he gets his pork pie Limos and ladies, they're driving him crazy Work, be it quick, it's unknown Baseball and football, they're making him lazy Your fan club is Wembley, come on The sheriff of Huddersfield, locked in his castle Looked down on the Hollywood hills The sheriff of Huddersfield, locked in his castle You're our own hot rod on wheels No, no A good game of harrows, a few dozen barrels And nautilus rusts in the yard Yorkshire, he's yearning but because he's earning He'll always live in LA A custom-made wallet that stays in his pocket And never comes out to pay bills Bills, bills He's winning at poker And playing the joker And always cheats when he deals I don't know The sheriff of Huddersfield, locked in his castle He wrote it Looked down on the Hollywood hills Sheriff of Huddersfield, locked in his castle You're our own hot rod on wheels Hello Let me introduce meself My name's Rodney, I'm immensely strong When I were a lad, I could lift up Five navvies on the end of a shovel The reason I never took up martial arts is because I was mentally Fearsome, and I'd probably kill Everybody that I came into contact with I was phenomenally strong Pride and ego, my lads Pride and ego is what makes the world rotate And everybody knows that the center of the universe is Huddersfield That's why I don't live there anymore I live in Los Angeles It's great I think Rufus the Red has a crane by his bed To wrench himself up in the morn But if you dare to tread at the foot of his bed You'll wish you'd never been born Bloody well right A bear with a sore head, we don't mean Euphoric He slumbers for most of the day Bloody watch it Wide-eyed and legless Baked beans for breakfast You're a problem, Rodney's LA No, it isn't The sheriff of Huddersfield, locked in his castle Looked down on the Hollywood hills The sheriff of Huddersfield, locked in his castle You're our own hot rod on wheels The sheriff of Huddersfield, locked in his castle You know, I don't know what you're making such a fuss about Looked down on the Hollywood hills You know what? I don't... I'm not in it for the money The sheriff of Huddersfield, locked in his castle I like it here You're our own hot rod on wheels The sun shines all night Oh, no Blech It's all right, I'm a Yorkshireman, I can take it Oh, I used to be able to lift five navvies with a shovel, you know? You're not bloody listening to me, are you?