Letra de Triplex
Close your eyes and relax, okay? All right, is Eddy around? Can I hear from Eddy today? Eddy, do you wanna tell me what's on your mind?Bloody red, bloodshed, gutted hoes, and death Hating' women, I kill 'em 'til it ain't none left Call me Machete Eddy, tell Betty be ready Slice her titties off and chop 'em into slops of spaghettiNot good Okay, how about Hank? Hank, what's up with you today? How's the diet going?I wanna fuck a fat lady, have fat babies And love 'em and shove 'em in a fat microwave oven And eat 'em naked in my backyard at midnight grubbin' Run to the toilet, guts bubblin', and blow it upJesus Christ And what about Dan? Is my friend Dan around today?Dan man, here I had three sisters, four brothers I killed all of them fother muckers A sacrifice for the girl I loved, who cares if she's a he? Listen I was born a she, why do we keep missing?Three murderers, one morbid man Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic Three murderers, one morbid man Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic Three murderers, one morbid man Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic Three murderers, one morbid man Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunaticEddy, are you there? You're not planning to harm any women, right? Remember, we talked about self-controlFuck that, I'm gonna fuckin' murder Khloe Kardashian Run straight through her front door and crash it in Headbutt her motherfuckin' forehead and bash it in Snap pics of the dead bitch and cash 'em inYeah, okay, and Hank? How 'bout you, buddy? How are you doing with self-control?It's Fat Hank again Uh, look here, I chewed off my own toe The pain was vicious but the shit was delicious I ate my left hand too, you think it's dumb shit But I don't know though, yo, 'cause it was scrumptiousDan, are you in there? Dan, you've got someone at home who loves you very much Somebody special, right?I guess, but I kind of turned her head backwards I heard a snap, her skin wrinkled, I whacked her silly And I shaved all the hair off the back of her melon And painted Love's face there, "Welcome back," I tell him or herObviously, I need to increase your medicationThree murderers, one morbid man Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic Three murderers, one morbid man Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic Three murderers, one morbid man Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic Three murderers, one morbid man Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunaticEddy, do you remember the exercises to calm your anger? How you feeling buddy?I feel like I'm sick of killing hookers, it's too easy Cops say, "So what?" and yawn Unless you leave the bloody, naked slut on they lawn They don't give a shit, I need to off a bitch cop A bitch judge, I need to... Say, Doc, what's your wife do?Let's keep the focus on you, Eddy So, Hank, we talked about living a healthy lifestyle What have you done to improve your health?Uh, I shot an athlete in the head and ate his heart for a start I shot a scholar in the heart and ate his brain for the smarts I shot a porn star and ate his junk to be dick strong But caught full-blown AIDS, I'll be gone before the songDan, have you been avoiding stress? We talked about you relaxing and maybe having some funMy buddy Dustin, lately (Hey Dustin) We've been gagging each other (Oops) So I've been shaggin' his 83-year-old mother He was asleep, I cut his head off with a sword, classic When he went to comb his hair, it wasn't there, fantasticThree murderers, one morbid man Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic Three murderers, one morbid man Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic Three murderers, one morbid man Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic Three murderers, one morbid man Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunaticAll three of you are demented and I've had it Eddy, I'm going home to be with my wife Hank, you wanna eat something, try my balls And Dan, I don't know what you are, DanThree murderers, one morbid man Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic Three murderers, one morbid man Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic Three murderers, one morbid man Don't question why, in the mind of a lunatic Three murderers, one morbid man Triplex of violence in the mind of a lunatic