Letra de Milenko Mash-Up
The beast lives out of the raging storm In the dead of night The ravenous bloodsick creature, searches for it's sacrifice Great Milenko Great Milenko Great Milenko Great Milenko Great Milenko Great Milenko Great Milenko Great Milenko Driven by death itself Only the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return To the darkness from which it cameBoogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu Boys and girls, it's nighty night time Happy J the Clown has a nursery rhyme It's about The Boogie Woogie Man Keep your light on as long as you can 'Cuz when it cuts off, so does your head Boogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bed With a shank, shpaa! Up through the bottom Little Jimmy Jimmy? Got 'emLet's meet contestant #1 He's a schizophrenic serial killer clown Who says, 'Women love his sexy smile' Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question? Contestant number one I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parents house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick Let's see, mm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux (ha!) but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her "Fuck you!" Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I spell spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!" Your dad would probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips! It's dinnertime, we're hearing grace from your mother I'd pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After your mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry fuck her 'til I nut in my underwearHis foot's in your mouth, thanks to The Boogie Man Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu (Here comes The Boogie Man) Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu (Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!) Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu (Make way for The Boogie Man) Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu (Mom! Dad! Haha! Haha!)Now let's meet contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him 'Stretch Nuts' Sharon, let's hear your question I like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know? First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richie-bitch Yo, fuck you! But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By taking all these other motherfuckers out of here I'd go through your phonebook and whack 'em all And find contestant number one and break his fuckin jaw (What!?) Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down past your waist Let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to you the best I can Get you naked, and hit it like a caveman Then we'd go to the beach and walk through the sand I'd throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin' As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!Was it the boogie man? Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu (What was he wearing?) Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu (Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!) Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu (Make way for The Boogie Man) Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu (Mom! Dad! Haha! Haha!)Please don't let me fall asleep 'Cause The Boogie Man will creep Through my window in my room Stab me with a broken broom Please don't let me fall asleep 'Cause The Boogie Man will creep Through my window in my room Stop! Boogie Woogie Woogie!Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon It's a tough choice so far Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is going to win the rights to your neden Okay, if we were at a dance club And you both noticed me at the same time Tell me, how would you each get my attention And what would your pick up line be? (Well) Whoever's the smoothest wins! Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar And tell you I can't believe how fucking fat you are I'd tell you that I like the way your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Ricki Lake Fuck that! You'd be jacking me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in a crowded place I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yeah, that'll get her Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap Shit, you don't want contestant number two He's mad whack I walked into a barn, and there he was Standing up on a bucket, trying to fuck it It was a big fucking smelly-ass farm llama Damn dawg! How you gonna diss your momma?!