Letra de Stock Market Blues
Hey Charlie Snob, could you make me some investments? I wanna get the hell outta here I've ordered my Mercedes I wanna meet some classy ladies And start drinkin' champagne instead of beerNow I don't have much money But we could work out something I could send you 20 bucks a week He said that's not how it works And just what is your net worth? I said my net worth is what I got on meSo I called up my mother in law Told 'er about the add I saw Guaranteeing a fortune to be made I said I need a hundred thou Cuz we have got to jump in now We'll make a bunch and split it up 2 waysSo I met her down at the bank Grabbed the check and then I ran As fast as I could to the store Now here's all the money So pick some winner sunny And call me up when we make the big scoreWell I saw it on the evening news That stock market really had the blues And when it closed it set an all time low I wondered where did I go wrong? Why did this happen to me lord? I've got to get that money back, you know?Well I just sat there and wondered why I was gonna buy low and sell it high But things sure didn't work out that way I don't know what I'm gonna do And to tell y'all the truth I think I've lost my assets todayHey broker man, please don't make no more investments Cuz I would like to keep my short and pants Cancel that Mercedes, I'm goin' back to the old lady In Little Rock instead of Paris, FranceOh, I'll never play that game again I think y'all saw me comin' friend And I jumped right in like a big foolOh I thought I'd make some money But it's really kinda funny Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know whoOh, I thought I'd make some money But it's really kinda funny Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know whoYes mother in law, I'm checkin' on it right now