Letra de RSVP
On the bleakest day autumn could muster In a church to which they'll not return I thought back to a time when I could trust her To a time when there wasn't John ByrneAnd in a cruel twist of fate which so often Occurs in tales such as this I found myself catering reception And there were urges I had to resistNot least 'cos John Byrne is much fitter And the straightener to him holds no fears So if the chocolate in the fountain tastes bitter It's because it's been laced with my tearsCelebrations were well underway when Her father prayed silence and spoke He said: "It's not like I'm losing a daughter" As violently starting to chokeAnd in a gesture which said I'm fast fading Could somebody dial 999? He valiantly toasted my capers With a glass of what he thought was wine It was gone half past ten before folk cottoned on By which time I'd landed in WickSo if what's in the fondue's to die for It's got nothing to do with the cheese And if what's in the punchbowl seems lethal It's because it's two thirds anti-freeze