Letra de The Performer
I'll come to town for you Dress up like a clown for you Pull my pants on down for you Then I'll crawl awayI will blow hot fart on you I will build an R-2 D-2 I won't even start for you Unless you fucking payBecause I am the performer Because I am the performer Because I am the performerI will come to town for you Dress up like a clown for you Try not to fuck around on you Do so anyway I will find the ark for youGo sleep in the park with you I'll even suck a cock or two But no sir, I'm not gayBecause I am the performer Because I am the performer Because I am the performerBefore I was a whore On tour I was the child always running around With his dick hanging out And diapers pulled downShow biz was calling so I hit the stage Worked out an act where I got raped in a cage My life was bullshit and I didn't care Went to go bowling and I missed on my spareBut what else could I fucking do But play another song for you Thinking about a nose job, too 'Cause I am the performer