Letra de Prank Phone Calls
Mark Hermoff Hi, could I please speak to Steven Sassafras? I think you have the wrong number This isn't the doctor's office? No, it's not I thought that he told me To give me this number specifically 'Cause I had a bit of an accident with, uh, my keys And, uh I'm terribly sorry, but he This is not the number Do ya, do ya have a pair of pliers? 'Cause I - I really, like a serious pain And I - I can't do it myself I... he said... Is he playing a trick on me? I'm not a doctor, sir I - I would like... there's no way I can help you I went to the dentist And they told me this number to call Well, somebody's pulling your leg No, my leg's okay, it's my teeth that hurt Uh-huh He says... Hahaha Thanks for calling Threes Food Central, this is Bill Now we calling to schedule a service? Um, my dog is stuck in my dryer 'Kay Um, sir, can I go ahead and have Your area code and telephone number, please? Um, I don't know my phone number Do you - do you know the street address? It's a green house I'm very, very... very, very sick My dog is stuck in the dryer Right He's in there and I can't get him out And it's on I would turn it off Okay But I'm just too old And decrepit And I don't wanna... move Uh, let me send this information over And set up an emergency service for you Okay Just a secondGood afternoon to the Nexus Hoxum How may I help you? Allo! Chawlie there? Who? Chawlie! Charlie? Jahn John? Hello? Hello Hello? With who would you like to speak? Jahn John? Jimmy No No? I don't know nobody named John Chawlie? No Chuck No Sometimes we call him Chuck Chuck? No Chawlie? No Um, Anthony? An-Anthony! Who are you?