Letra de I Don't Want to Golf
You reached a certain age and the panic's kicking in Stuck in that bunker, running out of time Suddlenly aware of your own mortalityWhen that career isn't exactly a hole in one What you wouldn't do for a tiny slice of success To boost that place in the bourgeois hierarchyI ain't your bro I don't wanna golf Bad for mojo I don't wanna golf Forever no I don't wanna golf I don't wanna golf I don't wanna golfNo, I ain't your bro I don't wanna golf Bad for mojo I don't wanna golf Forever no I don't wanna golf I don't wanna golf I don't wanna golf I don't wanna golfThe symbolism of another shit-expensive club Perhaps the Maruman Majerty Prestigio Driver? And yet you never hit the ball And you most likely never will You never will, you never willI ain't your bro I don't wanna golf Bad for mojo I don't wanna golf Forever no I don't wanna golf I don't wanna golf I don't wanna golfYou see, I ain't your bro I don't wanna golf Bad for mojo I don't wanna golf Forever no I don't wanna golf I don't wanna golf I don't wanna golf I don't wanna golfFire the caddie Take it out on the wife Thank you mom and daddy For your miserable lifeI ain't your bro I don't wanna golf I don't wanna golf I don't wanna golf Forever no I don't wanna golf I don't wanna golf I don't wanna golfI ain't your bro I don't wanna golf Bad for mojo I don't wanna golf Forever no I don't wanna golf I don't wanna golf I don't wanna golf I do not wanna golf No way I don't wanna golf