Letra de The Man In The Santa Suit
At the KOC Local 313 There's a fat man standing by the soda machine And he knows, he knows, he knows Life can be funnyHe calls the hair salon says put Loretta on Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone And I know, I know, God knows We need the moneyAnd he's a big red cherry But it's hard to be merry When the kids are all laughing Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia Ain't he cute? The man in the Santa suitAnd all the Moms in town bring their brats around And they can't sit still or keep their rootbeer down Now it's up, hey how 'bout that It looks like a milkshakeNow Jimmy's grown this year says Mommy quick come here Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer And he says, kid shut your mouth You give me a headacheAnd he's jolly and hairy But it's hard to be merry When the guys at the bar Say he looks like a fairy But he's doing it just for the loot The man in the Santa suit[Break] verse x2And he's a big red cherry He's jolly and hairy Everyone's laughing, but he doesn't care He stays cool Ain't he cute? The man in the Santa suit[Fade out with intro]