Letra de Apple Pie Cowboy Toothpaste
How many wrong turns can I make I'd give a million dollars just to see her smile on top of me But if she won't give it up well that's okay I never liked that drunk ass twelve year old bitch anywayWhen she does it's on There she goes she's Pissing on my floorHow many trips to the E.R. will it take? She gets her stomach pumped and runs to buy another case Of the Michelob 'cause the Lonestar just won't do And the beer tastes awfully used St. Ides and even special BrewWhen she does it's on There she goes she's Pissing on my floorWell, just clap your hands everybody And everybody clap your hands We're lamda lamda lamda and Omega moosWe've come here on stage tonight To do our show for you We got a rockin' rhythm and a high tech sound That'll make ya move your body down to the groundWe got Poindexter on the violin And Louis and Gilbert will be joinin' in We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar And a rap by little old me, LamarWe got Tashi beating on his gong The boys and the moos are clappin' along And just when you thought you seen it all Along comes Jolly Green 6 feet tallWhen she does it's on There she goes she's Pissing on my floorWhen she does it's on There she goes she's Pissing on my floorWhen she does it's on There she goes she's Pissing on my floorWhen she does it's on There she goes she's Pissing on my floor