Letra de Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas)
(Oh, lovely it is I love the vocal talent)Sittin' here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand Oh, I've had a few too many and it's gettin' hard to stand I keep hearin' noises from my fireplace I must be goin' crazy or the brandy's won the raceAnd I keep hearin' Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise The bearded weirdy's just arrivedHo! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise The bearded weirdy's just arrivedOn my roof there's snorting sounds and bells inside my head My vision's blurred with color and all I see is red (all he see is red) There's a pair of large sized wellies (Wellies!) That's coming down my flue And the smell of burnin' rubber, oh, it's fillin' up the roomAnd I keep hearin' (five, six, seve, eight) Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise The bearded weirdy's just arrivedHo! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise The bearded weirdy's just arrived And here he comes nowAnd we keep hearin' Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise The bearded weirdy's just arrivedHo! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise The bearded weirdy's just arrivedHo! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise The bearded weirdy's just arrivedHo! Ho! Ho! He! He! He! What frivolity for me Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise The bearded weirdy's just arrivedHo! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? (Happy Christmas, everybody) Your fat and jolly friend draws near Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise The bearded weirdy's just arrivedHo! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near...