Letra de The Barbecue
Ladies and gentlemen Eddie MurphyI hate cookouts, man Stay away from cookouts and shit If you like me, you stay the fuck away from cookouts I don't like my family coming by the house The relatives I ain't seen, like, since the last cookout You got certain relatives you just see at the cookout And they get on your fucking nerves every yearMy uncle Gus come by the house every year My uncle Gus is the uncle that like to work the grill And don't let nobody touch the grill when he's around and shit As soon as he walks in the house, he's like "Get away from that grill, you don't know how to start no fire You know I saw no fire, put this fire This ain't no fire, goddamn heat it Eddie, Eddie, go over there and give me all that wood, I need half a treeChop that tree down over there Cut down that tree and give me the wood from that tree over there And Charlie, go get me two gallons of gasoline out the shed You two gallons of gasoline You kids roll up your shirt and put that on the grill, we're going to start a fire Come on, you want to eat? You want to eat? Just shut up and put that on the fire Okay, put that wood inside thereOkay, give me the gasoline, Charlie Hold the match, when I tell you, Charlie Throw the match on the gasoline, all right? When I tell you, all right, we're going to make a fire We're going to eat it, all right? Y'all want to eat? We're going to eat now Here we go, pour the gasoline on the head like this We need the whole, get that goddamn lighter fluid out of therePut all two gallons of gasoline on this wood and make a fire We're going to eat a hamburger, okay? Here we go, Charlie, throw the match Now, that's a fire, that's a fire, look at that Look at that there He'll be all right, roll Charlie around Roll him around a bit, roll him 'round"