Letra de Too Drunk to Fuck
Went to a party I danced all night I drank 16 beers and I started up a fightBut now I am jaded You're out of luck I'm rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fuckI'm too drunk to fuck You're too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck I'm too drunk, too drunk Too drunk to fuckI like your stories I love your gun Shooting out cop tires sounds like loads and loads of funBut in my room Wish you were dead You bawl like the baby in EraserheadI'm too drunk to fuck I'm too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck It's all I need right now Too drunk to fuckI'm too drunk to fuck You're too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck I'm sick soft gooey and cold Too drunk to fuckI'm about to drop My head's a mess The only salvation is I'll never see you againYou give me head It makes it worse Take out your fuckin' retainer, put it in your purseI'm too drunk to fuck You're too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuckIt's all I need right now, oh baby I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby And now I got diarrhea Too drunk to fuckYeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, oh