Letra de Popular (Edit)
Popular You're gonna be popular I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys Little ways to flirt and flounce, oh I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair Everything that really counts to bePopular I'll help you be popular You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at sports Know the slang you've got to know So let's start, 'cause you've got an awfully long way to goDon't be offended by my frank analysis Think of it as personality dialysis Now that I've chosen to become a pal, a sister, and adviser There's nobody wiser Not when it comes toPopular, I know about popular And with an assist from me to be who you'll be Instead of dreaming who you were, well, are There's nothing that can stop you From becoming popular ('lar)La-la, la-la We're gonna make you popularWhen I see depressing creatures With unprepossessing features I remind them on their own behalf to think of Celebrated heads of state Or especially great communicators Did they have brains or knowledge? Don't make me laughThey were (popular), right It's all about popular It's not about aptitude, it's the way you're viewed So it's very shrewd to be Very, very popular like meAnd though you protest Your disinterest I know clandestinely You're gonna grin and bear it Your new-found popularity (ah)La-la, la-la La-la, la-la La-la, ooh You'll be popular Just not quite as popular as me