Letra de Clinical Colostomy
Stainless steel doors burst open A gurney wheeling a flatulent cadaver Abbreviated salutations muted by the stench By the stenchHorrified nurses scatter Foul human cess seeps Punctuating the smell Of acrid colonic contents ColonicalNumbed by the reek Prepare for surgery Internal horror revealed With a blast from the asscheekRumbling restless ass inflicts post-mortal vengeance Tell-tale dung marks across the operating table Eyes see shit, decorating the tools Hygenic practices scrapped by this foul odourThe ribcage opens A smell comes to the face Brown stained lungs oozing feces Regurgitation ensuesDisbelieving doctors form theories Manure, in puddles From a human sewer An unbelievable reek should have drained From his pooperGasses build up pressure Causing an ominous rumble from within A ghastly turn of events Leaves them all shit-stained, shocked and chagrinedStainless steel doors open Yet in the other way Frenetic surgeons are fleeing This coprophagic messNumbed by the reek Prepare for surgery Internal horror revealed With a blast from the asscheekA gruesome ending To a tale of coprophagic grandeur The art of forensic scatology Had to be endured A bacteriological manifestation Which leaves no doubt Infesting bystanders With this methane gargling disease