Letra de I'll Keep My Hatchet
("We're keeping tables LOADED with pistols, military, hunting, laser-optics, and shooting rifles. Sunday morning, the first 50 paying adults will recieve a free stainless lock-blade pocketknife. Don't forget to register for the free custom-built AR-15 being given away by the British Town Gunners") Keep your AR-15s. Trash knife kept clean. Crosshair laser beam on your Ruger machine. Keep your 9milli Luger with that hot ass red dot. I'll keep my hatchet. Swing-and-go chop! Keep that Colt pipe back. With that big Desert Eagle. That weaponry dagger, carve that ass up-reload. 9mili Mac10, that musket rifle that pop! And I'll keep my hatchet. Swing-and-go chop! .40cal Smith&Wesson. That double burst. 12ga sawn-off. Murder in the first. M60, .44 Magnum, or Glock. I'll keep my hatchet. Swing-and-go chop! Wessley Richards, drop like a bolt rifle. Mauser! Model98 make 'em stiffle! Swiss army knife, Bowie, machette don't stop! But I'll keep my hatchet! Swing-and-go-chop! I... Don't need... Technology, it's not a pair 'o me. I... Don't need... Artillery to feed the thrill in me. I... Don't need... Machinery for the mean in me. I'm kind of a hands-on guy!!! ("muggers with shotguns, rifles, handguns, knives of all kinds-") You better You better Run from the Baretta. They call it "The-Kill-You-Deatta" "The Sweater Shredder"! Some blast through vests when you're bustin' at cops. But I'll keep my hatchet! Swing-and-go chop! Brandish super pose pump-action Mossberg. Modern model .336 will toss nerds. Colt 45 into the chamber, it dropped. But I'll take my hatchet. Swing-and-goes chop! I... Don't need... Technology, it's not a pair 'o me. (I don't need it to get by!) I... Don't need... Artillery to feed the thrill in me. ('Kuz I can do it myself!) I... Don't need... Machinery for the mean in me. (It just ain't who i -am-!) I'm kind of a hands-on guy!!! "Hi. I'm Heather. Come see what I've got :) "