Letra de Ass Like That
The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it, you make my pp go, doink doink doink I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true, I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it, you make my pp go, doink doink doink The way she moves, she's like a ballet dancer, she's shaking that ass to the new Nelly Jamza Think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'ma answer, police ain't free, doink doink doink What do you mean, freeze, please, I'm a human being, I have needs, I'm not done, not till I'm finished peeing I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing, Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground, any further, it's impossible for me Do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee Yes, I make R&B, I sing song, it go ring-a-trong, a ching-chong-chong-chong-ching Psych, I joke, I joke, I yeet, I yeet, if I defend, I'm sorry Please, please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog I am a mere puppet, I can yeet away with anything I sing, you will love it The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go, doink, doink, doink Just like a Simpson, look so, so tempting, Nick, I ain't never seen a ass like that Every time I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goes, doink, doink, doink Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome, now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn, only saying freeze, doink, doink, doink What do you mean, freeze, jeez, I just got my seat, I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's deep Please do not remove me from this movie theater, please, I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene, and don't treat me like I'm Pee-Wee Herman This movie's PG, Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney I will simply plead, innocent, cop a plea, and be free, free, yes, free, right back on the streets What do you mean, my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy, I am triumphed Britney Spears has shoulders like a man, and I can say that, then you'll laugh, cause there's a puppet on my hand The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go, doink, doink, doink Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so I ain't never seen a butt like that Maybe next year I'll say ass, and she'll make my pee-pee go, doink, doink, doink The way she moves, she dances like a go-go, in that video she sings, get out your bozo I need a new boyfriend, hi, my name is Jojo, police and freeze, doink, doink, doink What do you mean, freeze, my computers will be seized, and my keys, to my ranch, I just make cookies Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this, here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me, no, not even me, I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee-pee on the radio, but I think I did, Janet, is that a breath? I think I did, so I did Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid, I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick get to the chopper, everybody get down, I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go, doink, doink, doink So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please, I ain't never seen a ass like that Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go, doink, doink, doink The fuck is wrong with you?